Apparently I want to buy the world a Coke

I'd like to buy the world a home

And furnish it with love

Grow apple trees and honey bees

And snow white turtle doves.

Really I just want to live somewhere with educated, open-minded people. This place will also: have something akin to a Whole Foods type place, have a recycling center that takes more than it puts up on its wall of "no-nos",  have more than 2 ethnicities, more than 1 favored religion, be able to perhaps understand the concept of truth vs. Truth, won't cringe at the words "social" and "justice" when put together. And since I am apparently asking for the crazy, how about we throw in transit or a walkable city or not getting looked at weird for not having 2.5 kids by 30 or not wanting to drive a pick-up or Suburban or for being fur-in. 

I am not asking for a unicorn farm or candy mountain, Charlie.

Or maybe I am.